Cheesy Pick Up Lines

[Sparkes]

Ok, so we've been talking about hook ups at camp and gossip and what not, so I thought it would be fitting if we had a thread on pick up lines. I want the worst/stupidest/cheesiest ones you've ever used/had used on you/or just know (and you don't have to admit to having used them!) The worse they are, the better the amusement for everyone! :p

If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

[speedx5xracer]

I lost my number can I have yours
I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you

[KiwiCRB]

Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called McGorgeous.
When i saw you i fell over and bumped my head. I'll have to take your name and number for insurance purposes.

[Melk]

I have TMJ and my doctor told me I shouldnt open my mouth to wide. But for you I would make an exception.


Its funny cause I have TMJ... just have to wait to find a time to use that one.... ha ha ha

[campCardinal]

Hey, did you just fart?? Because you really blew me away.

[rockinsmiles]

"Do I need a ticket for the gun show?" (guns stand for biceps)

"I'm not flirting...well maybe a little bit, but can you blame a guy?...hey my have your number?"

[who_stole_my_loofa]

Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you da'bomb!

[speedx5xracer]

Its not really a cheesy one but it worked for me one time
its a line from a Doors song but i was drunk and i tried it as a pick up line

Hello I love you wont you tell me your name.

[ThanksALatte]

Hey if you were a pirate, would you wear your parrot on this shoulder (putting hand on shoulder closest to them)...or this shoulder(putting hand on opposite shoulder with arm around them)?

[laurathistle]

I just found this thread! Hi-larious!

I like that dress on you. It would look better on my bed room floor.

Your dad must be in jail. He must have stolen the stars from the skies to give you those eyes.

Here's 20 pence. Call your mother and tell her you won't be home tonight.

[ocean]

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

[collissimon]

Laura,

That must be an old one, cos nowadays it must be about 40p!!

;)

[speedx5xracer]

here's my cell call your roommate and tell her you wont be back for a while (actually worked for one of my friends)

this one worked for me last night... not really a line but another song quote that was just perfectly timed that it acted as one.... (gotta love ag-field day, giant party on my campus) look around your world pretty baby tell me what it is you see, the wrong guy the wrong situation, roll to me...

[CampCherith]

Here's a couple...


Feel the girl's back and then say you were looking for the scars from where they removed her angel wings.

Ask if he/she is tired because he/she's been running through your mind all day.

[laurathistle]

It that the tag sticking out of your top? What does it say? Made in heaven?

You don't sweat much for a fat lass.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? How about fertilized?

[CampCherith]

How do you like your eggs, fertilized? Yikes! I've never heard that one before, but I'll have to ask my wife. :D

Do your feet hurt? Cause it looks like you just fell from heaven.

Is your daddy a juice maker? Cause you are VeryFine®