Google your wants and needs

[Fleur]

Go to Google and search "(Insert your name here) needs", then post the first 10 needs that come up. Also use the same technique to google your wants.

Apparently, I need:
... a lot of help
... to find some help instead of trying to "help" others
... to write some functions to figure out how that happened
... to find a new apartment
... to cancel the class due to lack of number of registered clients
... a reason to celebrate!
... you
... to enroll in a drug rehabilitation program
... to channel my strengths toward a focused vocation and take a holistic view of my career
... sortin out

And I want:
... you to see this
... a posh makeover
... to marry Ashley
... a place in your heart
... a tall guy but my guys are short
... to meet 6 people
... to bring a good video for us to watch
... to play
... to go meet with the realtor
... to strangle Dave for losing the file

[who_stole_my_loofa]

either it didn't work for me or I just don't get it

[Fleur]

If you tried using your username, it probably wouldn't work. If you have a relatively common first name, you should get something. Eg. if your name was Jennifer, then you'd type into google: "Jennifer needs"

[EchoLaker]

Wants:

... to be an Egyptionist
... to marry Fergie again
... cover girl cover up of Beatrice
... to "desperately look like his target customer"
... to construct a straw man with the new pope
... to advocate gay rights
... to be advised by Charlie King
... to maintain physical wellbeing
... to be remembered
... to emulate Jedi Knights

Needs:

... a belt
... a foster home
... sleep, badly
... help
... a railway
... some love thrown his way
... strong parents
... to have his needs met once he finishes college
... needs real player
... six people to make commitments to serve.

[runrachrunn]

LOL I like this thread. Here's mine

Rachel wants:
- to fool Ira into thinking he is a worse guesser than.
he really is
-you to bring her an apple from the corner grocery store,
but only if they are fresh and only if they are on sale
- Leah's mandrakes
- to do 26 things
- help with the situations described on page 1
- Student Residence Council Meetings advertised
- her and Gareth to stop blaming Kerryn and look at their own behaviour
before they ditch their emigration plans
- to wear a skirt
- some time to explore other options before taking on this commitment
- to learn how to read and write

Rachel needs...
- to have blush that is very bright and colorful
- help when she enters Manhattan's meat-packing district to help
three transvestite hookers find out who murdered one of their friends
- to refer to Web sites,
manuals, and a variety of documentation
- help with a question on "Value Laddering
- needs guidance and normal supervision
- to set her sights a little higher
- more services in order to speed up her progress
and make inclusion into a regular preschool possible
- to determine what she believes is fair to herself and her brother
- to type the first letter of the word
- to experience other people and other things

[speedx5xracer]

Larry wants:
...a bigger job
...to make a fortune by purchasing 58 turkeys on Thanksgiving
...to squeeze more offense from James
...your ears to bleed
...to deliver the baby
...us just list pointers
...to know
...to know how Blair can be so sure
...Larry wants to live
...a garage built at the ground level with special motorcycle parking

Larry needs:
...the money. for extra warehousing space to store his ego
... a New Air-Conditioner
...to change some assumptions
...to stop trying to keep up with the Joneses
... to calculate how much feed he will need to buy
... 84 lbs of feed, but the feed is only sold in 50 lb bags
...to get more sleep before talkin in front of the camera
...to be taken in for observation
... electro-shock theropy (my fav)
... a Fisking

[audur]

Well, I used my camp name since my first name is extremely uncommon...

I need...
... a home
... to go on a diet
... all my sons
... $500 to go on the church missions trip
... your prayers
... to be with an all-adult househould or teenage children
... to continue to implement my business plan
... to be more senior-friendly
... help now - please!
... field volunteers for various tasks

and I want...
... to give CEO a $2 million bonus
... a family w/kids
... to have fun!
... to reach moms 25-54
... to help make your life easier
... another doctor
... Tad to give up his obsessive hatred for David
... to celebrate with a new haircolor and a manicure
... your factory badly enough
... to sell some prescriptions

[KiwiCRB]

Betsy needs:
....a family who will be understanding of her limitations.
....an update .
....to be separated from her money.
....to tell Amber some positive things about Kathy.
....to understand that everyone believes that they act rationally according
to their own worldview.
....to be beatin' like a rented mule.
....prodding and advice to shake her out of her fog enough to make funeral
arrangements and to find out about Margot's will.
....additional advertising revenue in order to continue this show next year.
....to purchase savings bond but needs social security number of student winner to purchase.
.... her nails clipped.

Betsy wants:
....to send a message to an electronic pen pal.
....a simple wedding, but her father has other, grander ideas.
....to keep her benefits and build her pension while she’s young.
....to go to the Orenco Concert for the amount of money the ticket costs.
....to get in shape in 2006.
....to garage sale all night long.
....to skip practice and go skiing with friends, with your permission.
....to know how to do her paper right and still get it done on time.
....to help Tom out with this worthy cause.
....all bread bakers to succeed, baking their first loaf or their hundredth.

Two other funny ones that i've seen on myspace bulletins are:

Betsy was killed by:
....the villain Vargas, leaving Warren to deal with her death.
....lightning.

Betsy likes to:
....splash with her head for attention during manatee education programs.
....carry hers around by the chew ring.

If it isn't working for you make sure you are putting the phrase in quotes.

[who_stole_my_loofa]

ah ok I get it. Sorry I'm just really slow haha.

Kelly wants....
-charges dismissed.
-GAA to honour the Big Fellow.
-to piss on you. (haaaaaa)
-a new scooter for Christmas.
-to 'make a career' out of inventing.
-her heroine to have a fairly powerful offense.
-to travel around the world because she loves to travel.
-to remove any doubt and make the team on merit.
-to have fun.
-to know why Pugs thinks that she wouldn't be cheating on him.

Kelly needs...
-a quivering antennae.
-to be on top of the details of her job.
-to be part of a loving, committed "marriage".
-to simply shut up and face the facts.
-to perform her magic show.
-your financial assistance.
-Kelly needs to go the distance at Augusta.
-expensive treatment for the post-traumatic stress that's turned her nearly catatonic.
-to get off her ass and see Dr. Moon.
-a little bit of finishing school to suit me.

kind of funny lol

[Melk]

Melissa needs:
*to board the blob ship that is hovering overhead
*to make more albums about being gay and how lonely this makes her
feel
*to select information from the Partners table
*to increase her votes from 25% to 50%+1.
*a shoulder to cry on
*your help to understand tar.
*Our Hystersister Prayers
*a ride and smitten conversation leads later ride
*some more shoes!
*good thoughts, not scolding.

Wants:
*to be a model
*to make the dining room the center of her family life
* to bring Redford to the empty stall
*to do 9 things
*to do 19 things
* a Los Angeles Superior Court judge to order the multimillionaire actor to significantly increase those payouts
*her hair done
*to end her participation in the first few minutes
*to help keep you healthy by offering the Around the World Cookbook
*to Kayak

[Flukie]

Sarah needs:

- to get her life back & establish herself as a person in charge!
- answers.
- someone who can escort her from port to port.
- a cold shower.
- to start with her biggest monthly expense.
- your help!
- a root canal.
- the help of the notorious Captain Jamie Kerrick.
- to be hooked up to a respirator in order to survive.
- to learn how laws are made.
-


Sarah wants:

- to walk, so she has new shoes.
- people to know, she can't live without her sister and her pink suede shoes.
- to see the Council Tax scrapped and replaced with a fairer alternative based on a persons ability to pay.
- to meet six people.
- to know about fare incentives to discourage people from arriving by
car.
- recognition as a leader in her sport, not as a disabled person excelling in a disabled sport.
- to do 16 things.
- to teach dance.
- to navigate it by herself.
- a bag of money and a rubdown tonight.

[rockinsmiles]

Well seeing my name has already been done I decided to do my middle name and here is what came up:
Needs
-a cocktail
-a shave
-your help
-a hand
-to be able to reload a file automatically
-so be burned
-and to be brought to my knees
-new fangs
-bum implants

wow those were a bit scary haha

And the Wants
-to be a doctor
-to play wonder women
-to appease my parents
-to race again
-to carry on parting
-to know where jack is
-wants him to make up to a sick girl
-a beach party
-for sawyer to come along with him to the hatch (wonder what this is)
-to know where heaven is

[who_stole_my_loofa]

Haha I did the Kelly was killed by one and it came up:

Kelly was killed by... Tony Blair.

HAAAA

[stmwtbp]

samantha needs:

- adoptive parents who are willing to meet her needs
- to develop material for multi-media
- to have an area set aside for her to rest when necessary
- what's best for the horses
- to ask senior management to support these
efforts
- a professional painter
- TLC in the Dolls Bears
- to learn to do this to save her own life
- a laptop
- frequent transfusions

samantha wants:

- You!
- to see hit shelves again
- to make sure everything is just right
- to kill you
- to visit this place
- to join an expensive ski club to be with her friends
- to be nothing but hostile towards her
- to show him a lesson
- to know all about the movie
- to do 4 things

[stmwtbp]

Haha I did the Kelly was killed by one and it came up:

Kelly was killed by... Tony Blair.

HAAAA

i tried it too

Samantha was killed by those crazy crop-circle screechy alien things:D

[drink the wild air]

I want:
- to be a doctor
- to play wonder woman (my personal favorite)
- to race again
- to carry on partying

I need:
- a shave
- a cocktail
- a pat on the back
- your help
- to ride
- a hand

[tajarbud]

This is what I found that I want: :cool:
• #1
• to be a doctor
• to play Wonder Woman
• to race again
• him to make up to a sick girl
• Claire to push
• to carry on partying
• a build-a-bear
• to do charity pose
• wants a family just like the one she comes from
• to know if animals and people go to the same heaven

and...what I need: :rolleyes:
• to trust Angel
• one.
• a cocktail!
• to know where I am in my struggle
• to use the internet more widely when researching
• to get outta here.
• to talk about the colour of the paint with me
• leukocytes or stem cells or bone marrow,
• to be Hooked Up!
• to go back to living in her car and working at the diner

[collissimon]

I want:

I) More from Leeds United Football Club (which is where I study!)
II) a Rocker's apology
III) to go to hospital
IV) to return to Montana Legislature
V) to bet on things like life expectancy(!)
VI) to finish strong
VII) be Sultan again
VIII) John to stay
IX) Fast track to Aquaduct
X) to move us backwards and to the right

I need:

I) your help for the Big Mac index
II) some smoothing(!)
III) some fun (I'm not going onto THAT website!)
IV) a kick in the ass!
V) to address theatre
VI) a pleasant working environment
VII) a library of generic functions
VIII) time with Troy to discuss his future career plans
IX) more time to regain my full mobility and independence
X) where you wish to go

[collissimon]

'I' also loathe:

I) all teenagers, puppies and rainbows
II) people who stand and watch
III) my new stepfather
IV) George Bush!!

[Sparkes]

This is funny. I want:

-To go meet with mom and J-Rise
- To be well known for my tirade
- To fire a friend I just hired
-To throw a big party to celebrate Keaton's 20th Anniversary
- To be a cross country coach as well as a teacher
- To give you this (I don't know what this is...)
- To go home so I should ask to be eliminated
- To be an example of a model who is not a complete dumbass (sorry to all the models out there)
- To dress him more cutsy while I still can
-To actually be a doctor.

Hmm...these wants don't make me seem like such a nice person! I hope my needs are nicer:

- To stand up for my beliefs
- To follow my own advice about growing up
- A private room in a hotel (hmm...)
- To meet with the IRC council
- To check into this furtherwith the proper authorities
- To unleash my inner bitch against that woman
- To win this competition
- My chicken fries
- Extended hair
- Hang around with more of my hats

ok, so were clear, I do not have a common name, but I share it with a contestant on a reality tv show. Ergo the nasty comments about me!

[daisy_0144]

I need:

...support
...to be adopted
...right now
...a loving owner
...a new agency
...to be protected and native traditions respected
...to be locked up forever
...now more than ever
...to apply more pressure
...it

I want:
...to testify
...escape
...outside
...you as a life time customer
...to sleep with his white mama:eek:
...the site to be fun yet educational
...to tell his horse to continue with great speed
...to be just like her big brother
...to got over kb limits:confused:
...to get away from his despot father


A lot of people name their pets the same name as mine.:o

[YUrocks!]

Susan needs ...
· All your love and money
· To build up my language production
· a set of t-shirts graced with silly clichés
· a tray, six inserts, center bowl and metal spinning rack
· opportunities to practice literate speech
· to show that she was John’s wife at the time of his death
· help and our encouragement
· to slow down to increase her quality of eye hand foot control
· to trust her preceptor
· to ask herself “Is my goal realistic?”

Susan wants ... (more than 10 they just keep getting better - who doesn't want a burglar alarm?!?)
· Social networking with a purpose
· To clean house
· to make it available to everyone on her team
· to Make Your Life Easier
· to see a different movie
· to throw a party
· to know if she repulses him
· to know if there is a motion to appoint an in term secretary
· To qualify
· to buy assets, rather than stock
· to raise a family
· a burglar alarm
· to stay in at recess then her teacher could work with her

[Marzz]

Carolyn wants:

...Jake to learn them too (clan's dances and songs)
...to hear from you and she needs your help!
...to log in and find a hotel at EWR
...to skate
...to hang out
...to break through the feeling-rules of the rituals
...to see that TCAT routes are well covered and served
... to enhance the QVR homepage
(All)...is more friends, a dog, and to get away from all her brothers.
...to make her own committee

Carolyn needs:

...to take long hot baths and add some herbs.
...a hug
...the names of all graduating seniors
...good food, good shelter
...to contact you
...your financial support
...to update her website
...to find a good, safe job SOON
...to be told about half-sister
...any advice on how to put her tour back on the sports map

[Whimsy]

Needs:
-Gas Money
-to say NO
-to figure out if she wants to move forward, maintain old friends, or what kind of person she is going to be.
-love 'n' affection.
-to realize what she has gotten herself into!!
-a wand.
-to put all the pieces together
-to stand up to the bullies.
-to make a life-sized Blue Fairy Penguin by Friday
-months of rehab

Wants:
-some size 50 panties in black, red and white.
-the biggest size shirt you can find with little monkeys on them
-a blow-up doll of Christina Aguilera
-You To Take Off Yo Head
-to start trick or treating
-to go home now
-to be a Detective, or an Elephant trainer
-potential interns to make sure they understand the responsibilities behind an internship.
-to know why humans get electrocuted by power lines but birds do not
-to know if she has the right to be upset

[Gramma]

Wow! This was ummm...interesting. Some of mine were definitely not CA, so I pretended like those ones didn't exist :)

Stacy wants:
-to be added to Parker's lawsuit
-to consume
-to learn from her students
-to meet 2 people
-to have a world class architect design the building
-to walk him through it
-to know what happened after the surgery
-to stay out of jail, and alive
-you to be aware that some buyers may be more appealing to sellers
-to set the record straight

Stacy needs:
-unconditional love from her boyfriend, Julian
-to kick-up her voice, and work harder at it
-to keep working hard if she wants to make it big
-some thoughts on what to do with small roulette wheels
-a new pair of bloomers
-to get a clue
-help in math
-little training
-to see a neurologist reguarly and keep a journal of her seizures and intensity of same
-our help

[prettysocks]

Brianne needs...
...to start participating
...someone with money
...a little supervision now and then
...15 hours of sleep each day
...you now more than ever
...to be here
...him
...help packing for college
...to join the team!
...to brush up on her American literature characters.

Brianne wants...
...to reach everyone with her goodwill
...to bring back saddle shoes from the Budda Kats ! ! !
...to be in visual merchandising.
...ME AND YOU
...me to make another "The Meaning Of Life" segment.
...to beat me as much as I want to beat her.
...to be an art teacher.
...a day at the spa.
...to know how you'd describe him or her
...to be part of our group, kinda.

[runrachrunn]

Rachel wants...

to create a living work of art - using a parrot
to appear in The Mummy 3.
her cat to have puppies.
nothing to do with the rodeo world.
to fit into the streets of New York kids of the 60s
a new job
to fool Ira into thinking he is a worse guesser than. he really is
to meet 6 people
to keep Hilary from being one of Wintle’s Little Wonders
you to bring her an apple from the corner grocery store, but only if they are fresh and only if they are on sale



Rachel needs...
to have blush that is very bright and colorful
guidance and normal supervision
Some Good Thoughts
to throw more bacon parties
to set her sights a little higher

[Angel_Jenny]

Cant say mine are that interesting here lol but here it goes:

Jenny wants:
-to make sure you love the name of your dog
-to Share and share alike
-a break
-a new mall
-to know :-s
- to climb
- to get her mom a fur coat

Jenny Needs:
-a job (too true ;) )
-your support
- space
- more friends
- panda shoes
-to see herself as a good reader
-to experience and expect success with her literacy

and then...Jenny was killed a few months later in an explosion engineered by the demented Barclay - who wanted Jenny for himself

lol ok dont know him...think im safe ;) x

[Possuumm]

Corey Needs:
- another butt-fucking
- a home with parents that will be understanding of his past and be patient with him while he learns to trust them and bond with them
- constant reassurance and encouragement
- (the last thing ...needs) is seeing his friend’s body ripped apart by a blast in front of his eyes
- Topanga (Yay Boy Meets World)
- someone to shake him up
- a New Avatar
- a public airing of his case
- your prayers
- to prove himself to be a more consistant player before he bats leadoff

Wants:
- to be the starter, and feels he can still be "the man" for another year or two
- to become a scientist
- you to join us
- to join you in the sequel to Brokeback
- to be on you
- to know if a “brim” is a “brim” even when you are not in South Mississippi?
- to be like al gore
- to be an employee of a big company
- to help other kids be healthy
- to die. Sometimes he begs

wow those are interesting...specially the first one