Kerrbear
12-07-2005, 12:21 AM
Yes, I am a student in university, and FINAL EXAMS SUCK! They are completely useless, you've already been tested on all the freaking material except the material the teacher's weren't organized enough to FIT into a test! What's the point? Really, freaking accumulative exams... And then, if that weren't enough, all it does is bring DOWN your average! Its supposed to be a one final chance to prove that you're intelligent enough or worked hard enough to pass the course, not to bring your marks down. I say, if you're doing better than 75% in a class, NO EXAM FOR YOU! grrrrrrrrrr
Twas the night before exam week, and all through the dorms, not a student was studying, this was usually the norm. Kegs in the kitchen, jello shots in the hall--thanks to the liquor, it was a late night for all. Passed out all around, the kids all slept tight. When they woke up the next day, they thought, 'Man, whatta night!' We are to hung-over to study they shouted with cheer. So forget the exams and bring on the beer!
Twas the night before finals, And all through the college, The students were praying, For last minute knowledge.
Most were quite sleepy, But none touched their beds, While visions of essays Danced in their heads.
Out in the taverns, A few were still drinking, And hoping that liquor Would free up their thinking.
In my own room, I had been pacing, And dreading exams I soon would be facing.
My roommate was speechless, Her nose in her books, And my comments to her Drew unfriendly looks.
I drained all the coffee, And brewed a new pot, No longer caring that My nerves were shot.
I stared at my notes, But my thoughts were muddy, My eyes went a blur, I just couldn't study.
"Some pizza might help," I said with a shiver, But each place I called Refused to deliver.
I'd nearly concluded, That life was too cruel, With futures depending On grades had in school.
When all of a sudden, Our door opened wide, And Patron Saint Put-It-Off, Ambled inside.
His spirit was careless, His manner was mellow, All of a sudden, He started to bellow.
"On Cliff Notes, on Crib Notes, On Last Years Exams. On Wingit and Slingit, And Last Minute Crams."
His message delivered, He vanished from sight. But we heard him laughing, Outside in the night.
Your teachers have pegged you, So just do your best. Happy Finals to All, And to all a Good Test.
Twas the night before exam week, and all through the dorms, not a student was studying, this was usually the norm. Kegs in the kitchen, jello shots in the hall--thanks to the liquor, it was a late night for all. Passed out all around, the kids all slept tight. When they woke up the next day, they thought, 'Man, whatta night!' We are to hung-over to study they shouted with cheer. So forget the exams and bring on the beer!
Twas the night before finals, And all through the college, The students were praying, For last minute knowledge.
Most were quite sleepy, But none touched their beds, While visions of essays Danced in their heads.
Out in the taverns, A few were still drinking, And hoping that liquor Would free up their thinking.
In my own room, I had been pacing, And dreading exams I soon would be facing.
My roommate was speechless, Her nose in her books, And my comments to her Drew unfriendly looks.
I drained all the coffee, And brewed a new pot, No longer caring that My nerves were shot.
I stared at my notes, But my thoughts were muddy, My eyes went a blur, I just couldn't study.
"Some pizza might help," I said with a shiver, But each place I called Refused to deliver.
I'd nearly concluded, That life was too cruel, With futures depending On grades had in school.
When all of a sudden, Our door opened wide, And Patron Saint Put-It-Off, Ambled inside.
His spirit was careless, His manner was mellow, All of a sudden, He started to bellow.
"On Cliff Notes, on Crib Notes, On Last Years Exams. On Wingit and Slingit, And Last Minute Crams."
His message delivered, He vanished from sight. But we heard him laughing, Outside in the night.
Your teachers have pegged you, So just do your best. Happy Finals to All, And to all a Good Test.