The never ending story

[laurathistle]

Time for a new game!

Pretty simple, Just add a few lines to the one in the previous post.

[laurathistle]

One day at camp I was taking a walk around when I came accross a strange little man. "Hello!" I said, "What's your name?"

[Mouse...]

(I don't know how good I'll be at this...)

The little man looked startled and turned to look at me. "My name..." he said pausing, "My name is..." But before the little man could finish...

[prettysocks]

... A GIGANTIC RED AND PURPLE DINOSAUR STOMPED UP AND DOWN, MAKING LARGE HOLES IN THE GRASS!! The camp director saw this and...

[laurathistle]

jumped onto the dinosaur's back and an attempt to calm it down. The Dinosaur (who was later discoverd to be called Borris) felt the camling influence of the director and immediatley law down on the ground. "oh my!" said

[tigerfan]

...the camp director. I've never seen, or even dreamed, of such a thing, what do you think we should...

[prettysocks]

... eat for lunch? I'm starving. Wrangling dinos is a lot of work! I expect that..

[Marzz]

The little man said "We should eat Ravioli! My name, as I was saying, before we were so rudely interupted by the dinosaur, is Chef Boy-ar-dee."

[laurathistle]

"Well Chef Boy-ar-dee, let me show you the way to the kitchen!" enthused the driector as his stomach rumbled loudly. He lead the way to the kitchen but when they got there they found that

[clarabelle1985]

the marshmallows had be multiplying and filled the entire kithen ao the turner arounf with boris the dinosaur in tow and went to...

[ocean]

the canteen because they knew they could find some more food in there. When they got there to their dismay they saw.....

[prettysocks]

.. a pile of uncooked rice! They all wept softly at the pathetic pile of rice because...

[laurathistle]

rice was SO not what they wanted to eat, cooked or uncooked. "Hold on a cotton pickin' minute!" exclaimed the small man, "I belive I have the solution to our prediciment right here." with great florish he produced a small shiny magic lamp. One swift rub and

[prettysocks]

everyone's tummies were suddenly full with delicious lasagna and chocolate cake! It was glorious! The rub of the lamp had also caused a time change, which brought them to...

[clarabelle1985]

the bottom of the ravine at witch the realised to escapre they msut climb up no easy feet with a dinosaur so the set out to climb when comming to the first waterfall they came across

[laurathistle]

Another camp! "I didn't know this was here!" said the director, "and I have been the direcotr for 25 years!" As he spoke, the director of the other camp came rushing up and to them and

[prettysocks]

.. presented them with a gold ribbon each. He told them a great story about the magical powers of he ribbons, and that from now on, if they kept the ribbon with them, they would all...

[Angel_Jenny]

live eternally but if they were to lose these ribbons then...

[laurathistle]

they would be condemned to a life of scrubbing bed pans in a community hostels. "better keep them safe the!" said the director with a smile, " lets test out the powers of these ribbons." And with that he

[clarabelle1985]

tied them round the campers hair, the campers started to skip of down the hill towards the lake, their councellors called after them because they were about to go out out of sight and sound and also skipping isnt walking feet however all of a sudden from the lake appeared...

[Angel_Jenny]

something large, was it a huge fish? was it nessy? (though what nessy would be doing in Americas lakes nobody would know!) No it was a...

[these.city.lights]

...large collection of pidgeon feet... fixed to the back of a small mountain goat.
The pidgeon feet made the goat able to go onto his back and scuttle away to secret places with his legs aimed straight up to the sky.
The goat, however, was sick...

[laurathistle]

of people taking photos of his really useful bit of practical evolution. "Stop it" he said angrily, "contact my agent for photos, autographs and personal apperiances!" and with that he

[laurathistle]

The story so far

Here is the story so far in one big post......

One day at camp I was taking a walk around when I came accross a strange little man.
"Hello!" I said, "What's your name?"
The little man looked startled and turned to look at me.
"My name..." he said pausing, "My name is..." But before the little man could finish...
A GIGANTIC RED AND PURPLE DINOSAUR STOMPED UP AND DOWN, MAKING LARGE HOLES IN THE GRASS!! The camp director saw this and... jumped onto the dinosaur's back and an attempt to calm it down.
The Dinosaur (who was later discovered to be called Borris) felt the calming influence of the director and immediately lay down on the ground.
"oh my!" said the camp director. “I've never seen, or even dreamed, of such a thing, what do you think we should eat for lunch? I'm starving. Wrangling dinos is a lot of work!”
The little man said "We should eat Ravioli! My name, as I was saying, before we were so rudely interrupted by the dinosaur, is Chef Boy-ar-dee."
"Well Chef Boy-ar-dee, let me show you the way to the kitchen!" enthused the director as his stomach rumbled loudly. He lead the way to the kitchen but when they got there they found that the marshmallows had be multiplying and filled the entire kitchen!
They turned around with Boris the dinosaur in tow and went to the canteen because they knew they could find some more food in there. When they got there to their dismay they saw a pile of uncooked rice! They all wept softly at the pathetic pile of rice because rice was SO not what they wanted to eat, cooked or uncooked.
"Hold on a cotton pickin' minute!" exclaimed the small man, "I believe I have the solution to our predicament right here." with great flourish he produced a small shiny magic lamp. One swift rub and everyone's tummies were suddenly full with delicious lasagne and chocolate cake! It was glorious! The rub of the lamp had also caused a time change, which brought them to the bottom of the ravine at witch the realised to escape they must climb up. No easy feet with a dinosaur! So they set out to climb when coming to the first waterfall they came across another camp!
"I didn't know this was here!" said the director, "and I have been the director for 25 years!" As he spoke, the director of the other camp came rushing up and to them and presented them with a gold ribbon each. He told them a great story about the magical powers of he ribbons, and that from now on, if they kept the ribbon with them, they would all live eternally but if they were to lose these ribbons then they would be condemned to a life of scrubbing bed pans in a community hostels.
"Better keep them safe the!" said the director with a smile, "lets test out the powers of these ribbons." And with that he tied them round the campers hair, the campers started to skip of down the hill towards the lake, their counsellors called after them because they were about to go out of of sight and sound and also skipping isn’t walking feet however, all of a sudden from the lake appeared something large. Was it a huge fish? Was it nessy? (though what nessy would be doing in Americas lakes nobody would know!) No it was a large collection of pigeon feet... fixed to the back of a small mountain goat.
The pigeon feet made the goat able to go onto his back and scuttle away to secret places with his legs aimed straight up to the sky.
The goat, however, was sick of people taking photos of his really useful bit of practical evolution.
"Stop it" he said angrily, "contact my agent for photos, autographs and personal appearances!" and with that he

[these.city.lights]

of people taking photos of his really useful bit of practical evolution. "Stop it" he said angrily, "contact my agent for photos, autographs and personal apperiances!" and with that he

...got back on topic, and sat the campers down and told them an intriuging story about how his great grandfather was a camp director back in the day but he died in a tragic

[clarabelle1985]

accident with a pottery wheel thoose things are dangeous you know he took his eye of the wheel for one minute when distracted by...

[laurathistle]

a mad Scot doing the highland fling. His beard got caught in the workings of the wheel and the reat is history. His grandfather was famed for

[Angel_Jenny]

making up long never ending storys about camps all over and spent alot of time...

[these.city.lights]

shivvering because he got locked, one day, in a fridge. Luckily there was enough food in there to last him for TWO WHOLE YEARS! Until he was freed by a...

[Angel_Jenny]

Very hungry camper in search of food! Wheres your counsellor he asked her, at which the camper...

[laurathistle]

replied " I think my counsellor was eaten by a gigantic purple dinosaur!" The Mad Scot stared in disbelief and said

[Angel_Jenny]

...I don't know what happened to this story but lets carry it on, then...

[laurathistle]

all of a sudden it went dark

[collissimon]

And all the camp ghosts and ghouls came out to play.

[these.city.lights]

apart from Toby the Terrapin Ghost who was scared of himself

[collissimon]

So it was a good job that he didn't have any reflection, because he'd just hovered into a hall of mirrors.

[laurathistle]

Yes, it appead that the camp had a small fair ground. Where else would you find a hall of mirrors?

[collissimon]

The Ghoul unCarnival had come to town! The unCarnies were floating round, toothlessly.

[laurathistle]

The had small hands and smelled of cabbage.

[collissimon]

And long yellowed fingernails. The moon hid behind the cloud, as...

[Angel_Jenny]

some campers started walking towards the fairground and...

[collissimon]

one of them bought candyfloss/cotton candy and created a pink beard, so they could get into the Freak Show without counsellor supervision.

[laurathistle]

Just as they go to the door of the Freak Show, Politically Collect Percy appeared. "This freak show is an abomination of section 241.5, sub-section D of the Carnival Worker Persons constitution! I am afraid that

[Angel_Jenny]

if it isnt sorted in 24 hours the fairground will be shut down so...

[collissimon]

please make your way to the exits. The Campers, Naughty Nathan and Over-excited Emma slipped away from the buddy line and...

[these.city.lights]

got caught up in a barnical fight. Tut tut Miss Willy-Ninkle said. They turned the corner and found

[laurathistle]

none other than the Barnical King, come to avenge the whimsical slinging of his loyal subjects. "Stop!" he roared before

[Angel_Jenny]

Nathan and Emma tumbled to the ground causing the

[Smudge]

all round to get other of their way as they fought to the

[Angel_Jenny]

ends of life. Luckily for them